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BEGINNER'S
GUIDE - The 10 Commandments of Online Gambling
#1: Know The Local Law
Sad to say, but in some places it's
illegal to gamble on the Web. Know your legal status
in your home state, province, territory, country before
wagering cash. Online gambling laws are ever-changing
and the best way to definitively determine the current
laws that apply to you is by contacting your local authorities.
#2: Know Thy Casino
Good online casinos provide extensive
info pages that tell you where they are licensed, who's
behind the operation, what their game rules and cash
policies are, and how to contact them for help. One
of my favorite casinos has over 30 pages of details
on their operation, policies, and so on. Use that as
a benchmark.
Do your research. Check out message boards
to see if your casino has been stiffing its players.
Visit websites like ours for casino reviews and information.
Is the casino licensed by a government agency? How long
have they been in business? Are they a member of the
Interactive Gaming Council, the primary "code of
conduct" body for online gaming? Know who you're
doing business with before you haul out your credit
card.
#3: Play For Free
Almost every casino offers a "Play
for Free" option and if they don't, go elsewhere.
Playing for free is the first thing you should do since
it's your way of giving the casino a test drive. This
will help you uncover unexpected problems or snafus
that are part-and-parcel of the online experience.
For example, it's better to know that
the betting mechanism at Casino X drives you up the
wall before they have your money. Or maybe you can't
access their site through your local network. Maybe
their games just plain won't run on your machine. There
are hundreds of casino sites online so there's no reason
to rush into it.
#4: Demand Adequate Customer
Support
The better casinos offer toll-free
telephone support 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. Other
customer support options include 24/7 chat, local phone
numbers, fax lines, and lastly, email. How available
are they making themselves to you? Try out their service
by calling to ask a question, or hop on the chat to
see if anyone is actually there. As a prospective customer
it's your right to see if anybody's home. Because if
you do have a problem, you're damn sure going to want
them to be available and as helpful as humanly possible.
Keep in mind that a one-size-fits-all
email address is the lowest level of service going because
their box could be clogged with messages, they may or
may not be there, they might not get your email, etc.
#5: Know Thy Payout Options
The best payout plan I've heard of
is UPS Express of any amount to any place in the world,
free of charge -- usually arriving at your door within
1 to 3 days. That's exceptional, but worth keeping in
mind. Most online casinos will credit your credit card
up to the amount you originally deposited, then send
the remainder of your winnings to you by check in the
mail, which you'll usually receive in 1 to 2 weeks.
Often you can request a wire transfer for a small fee.
I'd suggest saying "pass" on
a casino that places a charge on basic withdrawals.
Why should you pay them to give you your own money?
A good casino treats its winners (and losers) with respect.
#6: Check Out The Bonuses
Bonuses have become a standard means
of attracting and keeping players. These range from
sign-on and referral bonuses to frequent-player "comp"
programs. The bottom line is that a good casino will
thank its players for their patronage with these small
gifts and gratuities and that means your dollar will
go a little further when you play with them. A no-bonus
casino is a rare thing these days and generally deserves
all the special attention it offers.
#7: Know That All Games Are Not
Created Equal
The Internet is a world of software
and that means that the payouts, house commissions,
number of decks in play, number of zeros on the Roulette
wheel, and just about everything else can be set to
whatever the software designers like. Please note that
I'm not saying that casino managers sit there and mess
with the games whenever they feel like it. What I am
saying is that some online casinos have better odds
than others.
If roulette is your game, why play a double-zero
game when you can play single-zero? Prefer craps? Find
casinos that let you plunk down double or triple free
odds, or better. This information is generally published
in the casino's "rules and info" section.
If it isn't, feel free to contact their support people
and ask. If they won't tell you, find another casino.
Some casinos go so far as to publish their
payout tables right on their site. To be taken seriously,
these figures should be audited and certified by a reputable
accountanting firm.
#8: Protect Thy Data
When it comes time to actually sign
up to "Play for Real", there are a few things
you should watch out for. For the sign-on process the
casino should open a secure, data-encrypted link to
protect your peronal info from being scooped up by the
bad guys. Believe it, it's no joke. You must protect
yourself by ensuring the security of your link.
While the browser people will tell you
to check the little lock (Internet Explorer) or key
(Netscape) symbol at the bottom of your browser, there's
more that you can do to ensure your safety. In the address
box of your browser check that the sign-on page begins
with "https://" instead of the usual "http://".
And don't assume that the casino will just "do
it". We've seen one case where the casino made
all the assurances that a secure link would be provided
and then they just gave us a plain old Web page to fill
in the data. Their "over-sight" could've cost
us a lot of aggravation if someone scooped our credit
card number, or got our home address and phone numbers.
If there's one golden rule of online gambling it's caveat
emptor, which is Latin for "watch your ass".
#9: Play To Win
Since you're playing online you can
take your time to make your decisions. You can even
use that handy-dandy video poker or blackjack strategy
chart to achieve optimal play. Who's to know? And who
cares if they do? It's a great way to learn more about
your game, hone your skills, and make you a sharper
player for your next visit to Vegas.
#10: Enjoy Thyself
When you choose to gamble on the
Internet, you're forsaking the smoke, the free drinks,
the hangers-on and all the charms of the casino staff
so you might as well do whatever you can to get the
most out of it. Light up a cigar, play "The Good,
the Bad, and The Ugly" soundtrack, have a croissant,
whatever. You're the floor manager when you play at
home so make it good. Who better to pamper the player
than you?
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